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#1: No icon Old Sailor [ Adult ] Author: =[E|M]=Major CamperLocation: Canada PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 5:59 am
Graham, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake and some hot sex. He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'
The prostitute replies, 'Well Graham, ya old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'
She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.'

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