Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 6:15 pm Post subject: Trucker!
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops off at a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and tells her, "I want your ugliest woman and a burnt pork chop!"
The Madam is astonished. "But, sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal."
The trucker replies, "I'm not horny. I'm homesick!"
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