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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 5:47 pm Post subject: No icon Jeff Foxworthy........leveling the playing field Reply with quote

We need to level the playing field for the sake  of political correctness.  


 Jeff Foxworthy On  Muslims

 


1. If you refine heroin  for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a  Muslim.


2. If you own a $3,000  machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford  shoes, You may be a  Muslim.


3. If you have more wives  than teeth, You may be a  Muslim.


4. If you wipe your butt  with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a  Muslim.


5. If you think vests  come in two styles:  bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a  Muslim


6. If you can't think of  anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a  Muslim.


7. If you consider  television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your  clothing, You may be a  Muslim.  


8. If you were amazed to  discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside  bombs, You may be a  Muslim.


9. If you have nothing  against women and think every man should own at least  four, You may be a  Muslim.


10. If you find this  offensive and don't forward it, You may be a  Muslim.
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